(Note - Swipe once to see proof of the horrible animation, swipe again to see my pain relief)
The Little Panda Fighter is the worst film in the history of anything ever. It's a lazy, boring rip-off of the Kung Fu Panda movies.
And it's fucking shit.
It's all about a panda very cleverly called Pancada (SARCASM) who works in a boxing club and he wants to be a dancer. The Little Panda FIGHTER wants to be a dancer. Yeah okay why not. There's this guy who's winning every boxing match there so Pussy the Panda's boss decides he'll take him on with a disguise. But it shrinks after being washed (but for some reason the clothes shrink while they are on his body so what the fuck is logic) and everyone think the Pussy panda is the boxer who defeated the leading boxing champion.
Sounds alright, yeah?
Well the animation utterly ruins it. It's so bad, so awful, so hard to look at that it's unbelievable. I included some shots from the film to prove my point (swipe the image) but I couldn't show any of the movements BUT THEY'RE WORSE.
And then the lip syncing is abysmal! I thought anime dubbing was bad but this brings a whole other meaning to it! It's so bad, the actors try to rush their line delivery to fix it BUT IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY NOT WHAT THEY'RE SAYING THAT THEY CAN'T FIX IT.
The pacing is awful, the cinematography was awful, the acting was awful - EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FILM WAS AWFUL!
I mean, to give the film some credit, it's hilarious to rip on with a friend and I would recommend it for that but I'd rather take the DVD and destroy it.
And that's what I did.
I destroyed it for you.
I destroyed it so no one would have to see it.
Ain't that a kick in the head.
(Swipe to see the destruction)
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