Right this moment, I have at my fingertips EVERYTHING that makes Bruce Banner the man he is.
If there are any special changes you might like to see made to his personality, now would be the time to ask.
A few little flicks of the wrist are all it would take, and we could leave him an impotent, dyslexic insomniac who is inexplicably terrified by all things gamma and who suffers debilitating strokes at even the thought of wearing purple pants.
Or I could carve out a larger chunk of intelligence for you. Or perhaps take a blowtorch and burn away every pleasant memory he's had.
NO. I told you what I want.
Cut everything that's him out of me, and everything that's me out of him. Just split us apart, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
That's not going to leave much of the intellect left over for you, I'm afraid. You should be more eloquent than "Hulk Smash." But still, in essence you'll be the strongest 7th grader in the world.
And Banner... Well... You want to see what he looks like without ANY of the Hulk inside him.
That's EXACTLY what I'm going to give you.
Victor Von Doom (Earth-616)