Peacock aur Peahen chod
Here's a piece of shit and fiction.
Warning - This maybe Ranthamboring
There's मोर to this picture, if you look closely or pinch the right side. That's me greeting a peahen a very good morni-ng.
This was after the Rajasthan High Court judge said peacock don't have sex, but conceives by swallowing tears of the male sex. I took the first train to Rajasthan, because I thought this is where I belong and also trains are cheaper than plane and they don't give passports for hobos. Now you will tell passport is not necessary for regional air journey, but I haven't been on a plane so I don't know this thing. Let's not digress or cock into unnecessary things, and come back to the main subject.
I'm a peacock!
I don't do sex and I cry alot.
And also I pee with my cock. Hens proved.
I'm excited to be with my people or my animal. I'm eager to transform my tears into cute little babies, I promise I'm going to do it alot to the amount that my kids will be declared as a new specie altogether. For this mission I'm prepped with 2 eyes, onions, Arijit Singh's songs and my life.
I'm going to reproduce and rule them all just as my dad does to me. Every time some relative come at my place for-rest, I'll order my daughters to sing and dance on, 'Sawan main morni ban ke main toh cham cham nachu'
I want to be a dictator to my sons so I could take dictation test every morning and one who defies me I'll call him a dick traitor and sentence him to be a murga for the day.
The real story.
Me: A mast candid nikal.
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