That look you give your 9 year old son when you have asked for your phone back about 9 times not knowing he was filming a #slomo video!! Yeah you gonna have to come up off that #phonecheckhomie Giants game was fun tho!! #letsgogigantes
One of my neighbors unkempt dogs (the have several, smmfh) tried to jump out on my wife this morning when she stepped out for work & now i pull up from taking my kids to the bus stop & this muthafucka waiting at my door like I owe him money. Wtf son, whats really good.
Got some new flatware for the house. My old stuff had been slowly disappearing for the past few months. That mystery still has not been solved. Anyway I got these bc they look like wrapped up prison shanks. #prisonshank#stabby#phonecheckhomie