I'm just here being a rebel after hearing a bunch of these lately: "I don't want to lift heavy." ✓almost passed out after deadlifts. "I don't want to roughen up my hands." ✓almost ripped some calluses today "I don't want to bruise." ✓both shoulders looking like I got mauled by a baby lion. "I don't want to get bulky." ✓current trying to get to 150.
Any ideas on how to get huge without 'roids send them my way 😂