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Ok. Jokes over. This is just dumb. Who has a fridge I can sleep in tonight? 52 fucking degrees. #sydney #heatwave #toodarnhot #126farenheit #imnotevenjoking

Don't pee. Don't pee. #imnotevenjoking

I have my reservations about this wedding date, just saying, just....saying #imnotevenjoking

Yesterday's Family Portrait session would go down as one of my favourites. It's not every time you find such special people all under one roof. From mother to last child. It's also not every time u finish a shoot and the table is set. These people fed us like they were feeding kings #nojokes . Nothing was missing on that table. Chicken, roasted lamb, pepper soup, rice, plantain, massa, and a host of other things with foreign names. I can't say anything other than thank you. You guys would never lack. Thanks for making the whole team comfortable and for letting us turn ur house upside down just to capture beautiful memories. God bless your home with peace, laughter , happiness , joy and plenty plenty money. Amen. #imnotevenjoking . Makeup by my brother @jideofstola assisted by @nonso_okoye @zainabmonguno @chizobaokorie you guys killed yesterday's shoot. #bighportraits #teamwork #nothingbutteamwork

Only 5 days till I stalk you and find your hotel room 😂 #imnotevenjoking

The main reason I hate exam period is bc there's no time for eyeliner #imnotevenjoking

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watch this, if you're anything like me you'll literally cry.
I'm not joking. -
#linmanuelmiranda #jordanfisher #moana #dwaynejohnson #disney #iliterallycried #imnotevenjoking

On my way to enjoy the night out with the hubster. #mta #betterbegoingmyway #ijustsawarat #imnotevenjoking

Don't pee. Don't pee. #imnotevenjoking

Train entertainment...next up was a fashion show in alpaca wears #ImNotEvenJoking #MachuPicchu #peru

WELCOME. I AM THE POSER PROVIDER. TOE DRAGS. SHITTY LANDINGS. PAINTED NAILS. AND SUNGLASSES INSIDE. FUCK Y'ALL.

Proof that I lifted the things and put them back down today. Just discovered the best feature of the iPhone 7Plus it can cover most of my face 😁 #imnotevenjoking #gymselife

I cannot explain how much I loved beauty and the beast!!!!!! Evermore is my favorite song and has been on loop for an hour, help me it is such a good song. #beautyandthebeast #favoritemovie #ohmygodthatwasamazing #icriedonetear #imnotevenjoking #justonetear #rosesarepretty #disney #freakinglovedisney

So, this is my life currently #imnotevenjoking #singletable

100% anthropologically motivated participation in the cultural phenomenon of St Pat's #alsogoingoutmakesmycoughbetter #imnotevenjoking ☘️☘️☘️

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