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Seagulls chased me and my sandwich down the beach and everyone there just laughed at me, so I had to chuck the sandwich. Later that day I went and got Chick-fil-A and I won a free chicken sandwich! #karma #thankschick-fil-a #fuckbirds

When you open your BBQ to cook and you find this! #fuckbirds #stickfordinner

Sitting on the deck with my "coffee" and dog shooing birds away from the grass seeds in the back yard. #oldgay #spring #fuckbirds

The Parking Lot Seagull in Flight to... absolutely nowhere #seagulls #fuckbirds

"We ain't ever getting older🎶".
Remember that we'll see us again on March! Get ready for Spain!! #tripledub #lacasitadelosaves 😍🔒🔜

Wow. Just... wow. #fml #birdshit . I wasnt parked under a tree...my car wasnt shiny OR clean... im #speechless . #fuckbirds

Birds help me not to lose any morning light 🐦🔫 #Holidays #Morning #FuckBirds #Sunshine #LetsGo

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When you open your BBQ to cook and you find this! #fuckbirds #stickfordinner

Why me, fuck I hate birds! Has this every happened to you? Lol if it did I feel sorry for you!
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#gtr👌 #r35 #birdshitonmycar #scratchedpaint #fuckbirds

Not all the adds are getting smarter. For én der elsker at sove, bruger de virkelig et dårligt salgsargument. #nicetry #fuckbirds

I don't ever post random crap that has nothing to do with me but this one was too good.
#fuckbirds
#jk #birdzrcool

They are plotting against us #fuckbirds

happy friendaversary to my one and only beb 🌈 i miss you forever and always every day. you are the light in my life, my muse, my flame. thank you for walking around the streets of the twip back in the day, and letting me sleep on your llamas which really concreted our friendship into the everlasting kind. can't wait for our matching tattoos of tim's tears on our butts or whatever.

#beb #fuckbirds #paywithahundo

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