Historic moment! Went to the famous steakhouse Durant's in Phoenix. If you finish an entire 48oz porterhouse by yourself, you become forever etched into Durant's lore as a member of their Porterhouse Club. You sign an official certificate and get your name etched on the wall for generations to behold your crowning life achievement. (Not to pass up this golden marketing opportunity, I signed my name as "mikekim.com" ... I've got to say that was a brilliant marketing move. Just imagine the flood of new readers I'll get.) You know, passion is a feeling that tells you: downing an exorbitant amount of meat is the right thing to do. Nothing can stand in my way. It doesn't matter what anyone else says. This feeling is so good that it cannot be ignored. I'm going to follow my bliss and act upon this glorious sensation of joy.