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Mr. Blueballs
اینم گلاب به روتون آقای بلو بالز
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Who agrees? 😁

Times constantly moving and there's no need to waste it. So let's not waste it.
#OneTime #OnlyYou #SpeedFx #HavingFun #BlueBalls

Couple of #siriousdirtbags with matching #skyballs

Pinhead pride 😁🎳
#birthday #blueballs #crappyfrosty

Was a great tournament and some hard fought games by the #blueballs I think we were better than our 2-2 record and with some more time playing together could have taken home the crown, but I am pleased with how we did as a team. Well done Busan. -
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#busanblueballs #softball #tournament #daegu #nicefacemcgee #bbq #teambonding #부산 #야구 #경기 #삼겹살 #대구 #부산블루볼스

🤹‍♂️Shihtzu Mafia Code: Da ONLY kinda blue balls🤹‍♂️ you want are ones that say BADA BING! BADA BOOM!🤣 #babbleball @petqwerks .
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Did you know there is a funny pain in the balls waiting for any guy that was turned on for so long but didn't have sex or ejaculate? It's called Blue Balls 🔵🔵 _

Medically, they say the male testicles expand when it's excited due to the automatic inflow of blood, chemicals and sperm cells; however, if there was no ejaculation, the testicles remain swollen until the brain will gradually undo the process.

Interesting. No wonder you'll hear some guys say the dick has a stupid mind of its own 😂

Not funny though. During foreplay, how is the dick supposed to know there will be no sex because bae is on her period, or that it was her first visit? How was the dick supposed to know that an ex will give blow jobs but deny sex?

We all know anything including a gentle breeze can get the dick up but blue balls happen when it stays up for so long or even got some actions but didn't release sperm. The harder and longer the dick is being led to stay up, the more pain that awaits.

Hmm 🤔 this is so good to know. Girls can actually cause guys major pain by turning them on and leaving them high. I remember my ex saying he feels so much pain each time I say no sex. I thought he was just being cheezy as usual.

Well, he is not. The pain is no joke and it's either the world's science can't come up with commercially regular drugs to prevent/treat blue balls or they just ingnored it because it's such a socially interesting pain to suffer.

I tell guys. If you never want to ever experience that three to six hours of excruciating discomfort in your groins, if you want to pee in peace, to laugh when something is funny; then start today to teach your brain to assume control of your dick.
The next time you are watching porn alone, try to remember there is no sex for you after. Next time you are making out with a girl of your dreams, remember to remind yourself that it might end in no sex and that you are okay with it.
If you couldn't do all that, no problem. Take a cold shower, do a heavy lifting or whatever you find via Google search but it wont work because every impatient dick deserves blue balls 😜
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Was a great tournament and some hard fought games by the #blueballs I think we were better than our 2-2 record and with some more time playing together could have taken home the crown, but I am pleased with how we did as a team. Well done Busan. -
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#busanblueballs #softball #tournament #daegu #nicefacemcgee #bbq #teambonding #부산 #야구 #경기 #삼겹살 #대구 #부산블루볼스

Couple of #siriousdirtbags with matching #skyballs

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