Bland. Sluggish. Lazy. Crap! 'Blood in The Lagoon' is complete and utter rubbish. A shameful throwback to the horrors of Nollywood from the early nineties- In terms of production quality, it lies at the bottom of the barrel. Plagued by a chronic lack of chemistry and a debilitating dearth of logic, 'Blood in The Lagoon' is a stark failure of Nollywood that stands out as another insult to everything Nollywood has achieved since its renaissance in cinema.
A putrid blend of all round lackluster performances, 'Blood in The Lagoon' parades some of the worst acting we have seen in ages. With performances characterized by repetitive hesitation and line deliveries that suffered from a general case of lifelessness. One can't help but get the feeling 'Blood in The Lagoon' must have been made without the aid of a proper script.
If you haven't seen it, we congratulate you, immensely. Avoid it by all means. Even if the ticket is offered as a gift, reject it! And to those who have had the misfortune of paying to see 'Blood in The Lagoon' since it opened on Friday, we apologize profusely for failing to review this earlier. We are indeed very sorry.
Like an open book, it was shamelessly predictable. So much so that, in the end, the great mystery of the 'Blood in The Lagoon' has to be how Mrs. Jalade-Ekeinde allowed her revered brand be swindled into being entangled with this travesty. It was such a chore to finish. You will get more value watching only its trailer, because paying to see this, is equal to paying for pain.
Absolutely not recommended! We hated every minute of it. And are confident you will too. Run!
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