I remember when the late ‘80s came along and said “hey dads you can’t drink and smoke with your kids that’s a bad thing! Don’t you know we’re teaching D.A.R.E. in schools now?! ” and all the dads were collectively like “well, darn, I’m not really sure what that leaves me with. I guess we’ll just sit in heavy silence until they’re old enough to do something of worth, like ride the pine on the J.V. basketball team.”
That was a pretty dark time in the world and what would have been nice is if there existed something like, oh I don’t know, an ADULT COLORING BOOK that could have bridged the family divide and recreated the once eutopic Pall Mall and Schlitz induced harmony that the world used to run on! Well guess what?! Now there is, and it’s brought to you by @awkwardfamilyphotos, our good and trusted friends. The link is in in the bio, you should go check it out!