Being a fatty has it's downsides. There are health risks, sleep problems, bullying, can't fit in certain amusement park rides and people mistakenly thinking you're available to cuddle with like some goddamn friendly bear/pillow hybrid.
There are also clothing issues. Sadly, @walmart is generally where I go to hang out with other fatties (some on electric mobility carts) to buy fatty mcfatfuck clothes. Why? Because Walmart got wise a while ago and realized their customer base. Why do you think there is a @mcdonalds in every store?! While I'm thinking about it, you know what's really offensive? As a fatty, you usually have to pay a couple dollars more per clothing item because it takes slightly more material to clothe your disgusting obesity! The nerve!
Anyway, while shopping @burlingtonstyle last week, I was pleased to find a brand name designer making stylish clothes for today's modern fat fuck. Cheers, @beingmarcecko. More designers need to cash in on the national obesity epidemic. And thanks for the laugh with this tag. The tag should read differently once the shirt size goes past extra large. Something like: CARE INSTRUCTIONS - No, the shirt didn't shrink because you washed it. You just got fatter, fatty. Hit the gym! Talk a walk! Ride a bike! You sleep apnea porky!
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