It's all a lie... especially the part about cake.
Why is it that whatever kind of granola you buy, it always comes in a little box? #breakfastfordinner
Look who I bumped into, at the Gap of all places.
My sister trying on some douche glasses.
Sister drug me into American Eagle.
My handy dandy telescopic device.
My best friend's dog, tosh.
Waitin' on my brother to get off work.
When in doubt...
Beat up kicks after work.
I figured I had a 50/50 chance... *sure hope I got it right.
A cell phone graveyard.