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Jennah D  I was the best high-school yearbook photo caption writer the world had ever seen.

My husband brought me a baby goat and I'm feeding the goat and the goat is happy. #babygoat #theresagoatinmyhouse

ğŸŽ¶Her name is Rio and she's obscured behind confettiğŸŽ¶ #duranduran #confetticannon

#fbf to an Irish honeymoon almost six years ago when we partook of the sweetest, darkest, richest Guinness fresh and direct from the Guinness cows.

Our dining room is about to get some bitchin' wallpaper. #posters #thesmiths #u2 #rem

Dallas loves to tear down old buildings, but at least some interesting floors get left behind. #ihavethisthingwithfloors #tile #instadfw

Is it my last dose of NyQuil or does he look like he's about to give me really good advice? #sickday #cats #wise

He goes full Beautiful Mind at trivia. I think the formula for the flux capacitor is in there somewhere. #notes #trivia #scrawl

Plenty of hilarious, clever, devastating signs at the Women's March today, but this one sums it up for me. I love that the sign-maker credited the original artist in the corner. #womensmarch #equality #imwithher

Serving fierce #LukeDanes realness for the #gilmoregirls quiz! @oldspanish don't be jealous. @geekswhodrink

Budgeting tip: Dig through all your purses and get a dozen new #lipsticks for free! #lostandfound #cleaning

Wilkommen, bienvenue...serving #Weimar vibes this NYE to accompany the national mood. Now, if anyone has tips for holding down a spit curl, please advise.

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