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h 🌻  astonishingly clumsy, slightly cynical, endlessly optimistic.

Dear wine, thank you for existing and making this very, very shit day much better. ILYSM. Forever yours, Hayley xoxo #todaycansuckaweenie #wineislife #winetimeintheheights #selfie

You can come home now, you've made your point. #happy30th #missyoubb

What a bunch of awesome gals. What a season. #ligers #softball

Pre-Descendents car selfie because why not? #descendents #theresnoTHE #joelloveshavinghispicturetaken

IS IT DESCENDENTS O'CLOCK YET #happydescendentsday #excitedface

This will probably never get old. @lainehart #snapchat #snapchatnightmares

Happy Valentine's Day, lovers 💕

Spent parts of yesterday layering watermelon and chicken in water and freezing them to give this goose a frozen treat on a blistering hot day. Don't be fooled by the cold indifference on his face, I'm 87% sure he likes it. #teddy #doggo

Grey on grey on grey. #JP #cat

Can't wait to wear these blissful beauties from @kathleenbenham in my ears. #earrings #supportaussiemade

These babes... my heart. Life ain't so bad. #chicksbeforepricks #sabowave

Hello, I have ridiculous ears and I like to roll in dirt. #teddy #doggo