My window sticker is cooler than your window sticker. And yes, it's Babe. And yes, it's sparkly.
Eating Thanksgiving food in a pillow fort watching Johnny Tsunami. Because adult.
Happy birthday to my #bffl @reganthefury Missing hanging out drunk in trees with my ride or die today. Sorry I'm not there. We will make up for it with some hoodrat escapades when I get back. Happy birthday Regs!! 👻👻🍸🍸🍈🍈👯🌵🐢🍕