sttaid sttaid

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That time I rode a helicopter around New York cuz I felt like it..Now I'm gonna move to LA cuz I feel like it @elithawizard show me @realdonaldtrump star on the walk of fame so I can relieve my bladder on it. #done

Swear on my grandma(free her) this was off guard. People swear they look 10/10 all the time, then have the nerve to put #offguard ima be the first to admit i just have a deity taking my pics. This god saw me wondering in the woods while i was investigating a crime in my trench coat and he said "ay bro want me to take a pic?" I said "By all means, feel free." He been taking my ig pics ever since......but it's still #FreeMyGrandma she was shooting at the cops #StillOnMyDetectiveShit #illGetToTheBottomOfThis #TheyWannaSeeHerLockedUp #DontWorryGrandma #IGotThis #AsLongAsIGotTheTrenchCoat #done

This is so beautiful....like if @margotrobbie was a view #NoFilterRequired #done

u see the rain and how majestic its watery glow radiantly compliments the mundane reality of the dark and gloomy night time setting. it's exorbitant numbers truly set a somewhat happy tone to an otherwise...stupid ass picture of a car window during a light drizzle...the point is this pic would be wack if there was no rain #johnmayer #irrelevanthashtag #tyrionlannister #tedcruzforpresident #sikenah #berniesanders #done

Every morning when I wake up I make sure my @matefitme tea is ready. @hismileteeth makes sure my teeth stay pearly white. Also I can never leave my house without bringing my @gfuelenergy cup with me for my workout.💪🏾😱 LINK IN MY BIO FOR 20% OFF ALL PURCHASES #matefit #gfuel #InstagramModelsBeLike #ItsAPrank #ItsAPrank #fitfam #illuminati #ZYZZ #done

Trust me this trench coat changed my life...Im strictly on my Nick Valentine🕵🕵Inspector Gadget 💩 baby...The FBI hired me cuz of this coat...I got a job at google thanks to this coat... @niykeeheaton finally texts back because of this coat...I had a deadly disease, notice how i said had. @champagnepapi already let me hear views...trust me get a trench coat...well worth the $300 i dropped on it...excuse me my boy @therock calling we about to lift some weights #GetYouOne #AndPartyWithOprahWinfrey #done

smh over here we appreciate food 1 hand i got a carrot 1 hand i got chicken🍗 and wow they dont got a carrot emoji..they got this 🌫 but not a carrot? what even is that? Name 1 group chat you saw someone use that in...what I wanted to say before is none of these extreme vegans can tell me what to eat..you can eat a damn elephants penis if u want...ima strong black woman and ima head to chipotle in a few in my 100% cotton shirt #LoveVegans #HateExtremists #Trump2016 #Sike #EatClean #DJKhaledTookOverSnapchat #done

The other day talking philosophy wit a girl who pretends shes smart to impress me while I watch superhero movie trailers for the billionth time...Im clearly not interested in the conversation like shuttup im tryna watch Iron Man get that ass whooped again #SheWillSeeThisAndSmackMe #SayIWontSpinningWheelKickYourJawTho #ThatsWhyIDidntWatchStarWarsWitU #MyBackHandAwakensYaCheek #done

tbt...lol look at me i look like a straight herb hahaha #tbt #Ateam #thenotification #done

lil tbt to after #nycc2015 #done

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