"I'm NOT going to rip on this thing!" @sealtooth whinged, after handling the "mellow outlined mini-glider with some Santa Barbara secret tricks up its sleeve" that @ryanlovelace so lovingly calls the Thick Lizzy. See, Dane don't log. Never has, probably never will. "They're not meant be maneuverable! You're meant to set your line and look stylish, and anytime I stand up on a wave, I just want to thrash." Hit the link in our bio to watch Dane’s attempts at nose riding this mid-length shaped for The Electric Acid Surfboard Test.