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I’m Barely Racist.  If you’re lookin into getting every orifice in your body filled with boiling spaghetti water then you’ve come to the right place🍝

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You ever think there’s ever been a moment where someone has tried to make alcoholic piss?
Hypothetically if you drank gallons of ethanol and inhaled some carbon dioxide then perhaps you could produce some beer pee pee for birthdays and parties (or whenever you’re in the mood for a quick swig)
To make a long story short.. Imma try to get wasted on my own urine when I hit 21 and you’re all invited to suckle on my drink of good intentions🍺
#Ialsohopetogetalcoholicpoisoningfrommyownexcrement #thatllbethedeathtoendalldeaths

You ever just find yourself in that moment where you try to clip your nose pubes in a moving car but you accidentally give yourself a self circumcision?
#Shalommynosebrothers #wherearethesheckles? #supahsmooshbros

Imma just start a little side project where I’ll try to make every character in Smash (in order) before the game comes out.
I’m known to start a project and then blow it over the very next week so maybe it’ll work maybe it’ll suck..
We’ll just have to see
#mayro #hegonnayankyourforeskinoff #evenifyourealreadyclippedyoustillaintsafe #saygoodbyetoyourballs #supahsmooshbros

Out here on a Halloween afternoon trying to get some candy, and by candy I mean hedgehog penis🎃🍬



𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜.. 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙞𝙩?

welcome to my fine dining establishment. on the menu tonight we have:
-pickle juice
-bread dipped in ketchup
-bread dipped in pickle juice
-bread ketchup and pickle juice in a blender

Estaba entero piola echándome un pajuelin en la casa de mi polola y de repente moqueo y desintegró la muralla con la pulenta motilla y dijo hoy con tu madre que voy a con la muralla mo que hay como los giles y la una se bajó los pantalones y saco el pedazo de yuca y dije con que tu madre era un trabuco mandamos la media pelea de tu las a cual yo sali ganador y para celebrar mandé un trazo al piso por lo que alteren el espacio-teimpo y se me cayó el pico y dije con chetumal ya no tengo tula asi que fui a invocar a satán le dije hoy a weon ao devuélveme la tula o me saco la chucha y dijo ya bueno pero me tenia que ganar en una pelea y yo dije ya pos a que la ame a escopeta y le mandé los mios tunas o xd y dijo ya bueno toma tu tula y ándate a la concha de tu madre pero lo que pasó es que me dio la tuna más poderosa del universo asi que mandé un tubazo giratorio lo cual se pite o la realidad por completo asi que me pique dije a la concha de tu madre no hago ni una web más me fui a la casa🧀

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