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π•‹π•™π•šπ•€ π•”π•™π•šπ•π•• π•šπ•€ π•Ÿπ• π•₯ π•žπ•šπ•Ÿπ•–. π•‹π•™π•šπ•€ π•”π•™π•šπ•π•• π•šπ•€ π•€π• π•žπ•–π•₯π•™π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•—π•£π• π•ž π•₯𝕙𝕖 π••π•’π•£π•œπ•Ÿπ•–π•€π•€. 𝕀 π•˜π•šπ•§π•– π•“π•šπ•£π•₯𝕙 π•₯𝕠 𝕒 π•™π•¦π•žπ•’π•Ÿ 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕀𝕖. 𝕀 π•”π•’π•Ÿ π•’π•€π•œ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•˜π•£π•’π•”π•–, π•¨π•™π•šπ•”π•™ 𝕀 π•¨π•šπ•π• π•Ÿπ• π•₯ π•˜π•–π•₯. 𝕄π•ͺ 𝕀𝕠𝕦𝕝 π•¨π•šπ•π• 𝕓𝕖 𝕀𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕕 π•’π•Ÿπ•• π•§π• π•žπ•šπ•₯𝕖𝕕 π•’π•Ÿπ•• 𝕀𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕕 π•’π•˜π•’π•šπ•Ÿ. 𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣. 𝔸 π•€π•šπ•”π•œ π•›π• π•œπ•–, 𝕓𝕦π•₯ π•Ÿπ•  π• π•Ÿπ•– π•π•’π•¦π•˜π•™π•€. 𝕄π•ͺ 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕 π•¨π•šπ•π• 𝕀π•₯𝕒π•ͺ. 𝔻𝕖𝕒π•₯𝕙 π•šπ•€π•Ÿ'π•₯ π•₯𝕙𝕖 π•–π•Ÿπ••. 𝕀'π•ž π•šπ•Ÿ 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝. π•‹π•™π•šπ•€ π•šπ•€ 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝.

Alright, maybe I went a little too far this time..
#petergriffinxfatalbert #inretrospectivethisseemedlikeagoodideafromthestart

𝕀’𝕝𝕝 𝕀𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 π•ͺ𝕠𝕦 π•¨π•šπ•₯𝕙 π•”π• π•”π• π•Ÿπ•¦π•₯ π•”π•£π•–π•’π•ž π•‘π•šπ•–π•€..

I didn’t want to release this in the first place but here we are
#Iwillacceptnoexcusessayingthiswasamistake

Bowser and Blind Squidward crack a cold one at Outback Steakhouse

Here’s a lil somethin' somethin' 4 u @sotyfeπŸ˜«πŸ’•

Is it possible for my spooge joose to swim down the shower drain and get my gf mouse pargerent through drinking water? We haven't had sex but she says it's my baby and that's what happened.

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You know Jimbo, I used to slay through Olympian gods like they were Cherry pie..

What was the thought process behind this post. Was there truly any merit or intelligence conversation? No. This is just here. We must live with it everyday now that it exists. We must fight through our problems and survive what we do only to have this post outlast all of us. Future historians will look upon this post with shame. Does this bring you joy? Superiority? Questions I must ask before the insanity ensues. The calm before the storm still hurts to hear when the storm is crashing through. For shame on you good sir. For shame

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