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Chickpea Patty  In prison for being horny on main. Luring people in with my ass and horrifying them with my personality since 2k12 ✨

Lowering my market value with strange men one kooky bf shot at a time ✨🤗

It’s my favourite time of year — when people aged 50+ express their clear and obvious disapproval of my now unconcealed tattoos 💃🏻☀️ #springhassprung

Wearing a matching set instead of two separate pieces of deadstock? Making an effort at work? I don’t know her.

Me being a lass — ironic? Serious? Bad for branding? Comment below! 🏃🏻‍♀️🔪 #eshayz

Big dumb baby drags self out of bed, into work for the first time in a week wearing mismatched outfit; more at 7.

You can’t sit with us ✨

It’s called fashion, look it up ✨💅🏻👩🏻‍🎨

Where the bloody hell are ya!

Hi friends, just checking in and seeing how we’re all doing whilst also obscuring the feature I’m most self conscious about — my Whole Entire Face ❤️🤗

My working titles for this are:
1. A toasty cinnamon bun on her way to make a rack, or
2. Why do I look like a slutty Sarah Palin?

Eshay, but make it fashion 💅🏻

Me: fooling nobody with this loungewear/eye makeup combo 🧚🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #sheaHOE

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