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Spencer Horsman  Comedy Magician & Escape Artist Entertainer at @illusionsMagicBar My furry rescue @DogOfMischiefLoki I lift so I can eat all the food Geek / Nerd

#throwbackthursday
How did I wind up being larger than the actual model modeling the dress? 😂
Contest time! Can anyone guess the year and / or the magazine this photoshoot was for? No cheating & using google! Closest answer wins tickets to my show at @illusionsmagicbar
#tooshorttobeaprofessionalmodel
#ipreferliveperformingandliveaudiences
#shortlivedmodelingcareer
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“The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself.” Thank you for tolerating my insanity & madness. @CaroGayle
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In memory of those that were lost on 9/11 & hopes one day we as a species will finally respect each other & this planet (long read below but worth it). #Repost @carogayle
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A note on humanity "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.
Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.
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#Repost @illusionsmagicbar (@get_repost)
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Just picking up some essentials in case Hurricane Florence decides to make an appearance...shows are still on for this weekend, but we are monitoring the storm closely! We’ll keep you guys posted if anything changes for our weekend. #StaySafe .
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#morethanamagicshow #thingstodoinbaltimore #fedhill #comedy #comedymagic #bar #nightlife #magic #baltimore #bmorecreatives #bmorenightlife #mybmore #bmorecomedy #bmorebars #magicbar #spencerhorsman #intheeyeofahurricane #hamiltonjoke

#TendinitisTuesday
Sooo this is a first. Course it has to be my hands in which I make a living with. Unable to grip anything & bend up or down at the wrist without sharp pain deep within the back of my left hand between my ring & pinky fingers. Like a deep itch I can’t scratch.
Not sure the cause. Too much lifting and / or too much shuffling of cards.
Right now now doctor’s orders is an old school vaudeville comedy joke.
Me - “It hurts when I do this (moves hand around various directions etc).”
Dr. - “Well, don’t do that then.” .
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#spencerhorsman #magician #hand #tendinitis #magicianproblems #tattoo #tattoosleeve #busterkeaton #doctorhumor

Happy National Bacon Day?! Didn’t know it was a thing but I’ll happily jump on the bandwagon & recognize it.
Shoutout to @costco for the awesome bacon (thick cut, nitrate & sugar free) for my pre show dinner tonight at @illusionsmagicbar
#bodybybacon
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#spencerhorsman #magician #carnivore #zerocarb #meatheals #carnivorediet #carnivorelife #meat #bacon #eggs #baconandeggs #breakfastfordinner #breakfastallday #baconlover #baconmakeseverythingbetter #costco #nationalbaconday #like #follow #followme #selfie #selfiesaturday

#throwbackthursday to celebrating my 32nd birthday this past March in @waltdisneyworld
My first time back in 20 years.
Everything was bigger & even better than I remembered. For those of you unaware - @disney nails it in the food department as well! Easy being a carnivore there. Fresh turkey legs & pork rinds from FrontierLand? Yes please!
#vegetariangirlfriendtookthisphoto
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#tattootuesday
Portrait of Buster Keaton “The Great Stone Face” (silent actor/comedian/director from the 1920s) in the film The Cameraman.
Fun fact: the name “Buster" was given to him when he was 3 years old. He fell down a flight of stairs and was picked up and dusted off by none other than famed escape artist. Harry Houdini, who said to Keaton's father, also nearby, that the fall was 'a buster'. Art done by @robert_pho at @skindesigntattoos in #LasVegas 2x8 hour sessions for this one summer #2017
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Those with pets will understand. Doesn’t matter if your arm is asleep and/ or you have things to do, if they fall asleep in your arms you don’t dare wake them or move. Plus this little guy @dogofmischiefloki is always “go go go”!
#mondaynightfeels
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#Repost @illusionsmagicbar with @get_repost #follow #followme
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Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange? We are scaring up something special for fall. Stay tuned for our official announcement on September 16th. In the mean while...enjoy our #SeanceSunday posts. A little something to lift your spirits every week. This week we bring you our antique ouija board from 1892. Happy haunting! .
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Anyone see Ant-Man & The Wasp? This is the brilliant magician @blakevogt that was the consultant & worked alongside Paul Rudd teaching him sleight of hand for the film. Had the pleasure of meeting him at a magic conference in Las Vegas last week. Magic & Comic books! #nerdgasm
I should step up my game & sign up for his online close-up magic university.
#ialwayslooklikeimphotobombingmyownphotos
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