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Sophia Money-Coutts  Writer. Sunday Telegraph columnist. Actual person. πŸ“š My novel, The Plus One, OUT THIS SUMMER πŸ“š

Taking my obsession with holiday games to new highs today.

GARDEN UPDATE: tragically pleased at the progression of my sweet peas. Mum says I've planted them in a pot that's too small and I'll have to put sticks in for them to climb up. But I'm probably as happy with these little green shoots as other people watching their child play fourth shepherd in its nativity.

WHAT a day for Goodwood. I drank 93 glasses of champagne and roared at every car that went past. Very Toff Gear. Thank you @rollsroycecars #rollsroyceFOS (Although this is a Range Rover, not a Rolls Royce. Even I know that.) 🚘🚘🚘

I have now watched this clip 900 times. Pillock.

The posters and placards on Regent St right now are EXCELLENT.

*nervously clears throat* GUYS, my book is out in less than four weeks so if you want to pre-order it for lolling around the pool on holiday then there's a link in bio. VERY joyful news last week was that it's going to be published in America too so that's the UK, the US, Canada, Germany, France, Brazil, the Czech Republic and Slovakia and I am beyond excited slash can't stop sweating with nerves, so this time in a month I'll probably be on some sort of hydrating drip.

Outside the gift shops of West London, excitement continues to mount.

Hyde Park here looking like the opening credits from Little House on the Prairie.

The news is fairly stressful today so here's a nice picture from Prince Louis's christening.


My morning so far: 10am panic trip to Westfield to find pair of knickers for 'the knicker game' (😐😐😐) on today's hen. Quite pleased to find last of these t-shirts in M&S so I buy one, although the joke's slightly on me as I wasn't sure who he was until three weeks ago.

Off to v swanky grown-up Harper Collins summer party since they're publishing my book. Embarrassing things I will do at this party include but are not limited to: drinking too much, getting a bit of seed from a canape stuck in my teeth, going to the bathroom and realising I have eye make-up all over my face, dribbling another form of canape all over my dress and uncontrollable sweating from the moment I arrive meaning I will keep having to surreptitiously dab my upper lip with an index finger. Wish me luck!

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