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Crenn  Living in France

Me: Could you please smile?! It will snow on Sunday, and the flowers will disappear... I have to take this shot...
Mademoiselle: Yes ... but I want to start getting paid.
Me: I will not pay a cat just to smile!
Mademoiselle : It's your choice. Don't ask for more..
Me: ๐Ÿ˜ญโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
I want to thank @jennzalez for her help. There were so many people and big ๐Ÿฆ…at the Eiffel Tower.. Mademoiselle felt safe with two photographers. I even think she felt she was a star.. Everybody looked at her, and came to pet her. And the cherry on the cake: a follower of a long time @janice_lv recognized Mademoiselle and introduced herself to us: Thank you @instagram for making this world a small one.... and a kiss for Janice and all my followers all around the world I dream to meet you one day too.

Mademoiselle: Why are you dragging on and on about how pigeons poop on the balcony without politeness?
Me: I lose my time...
Mademoiselle: Pigeons have no education. Luckily, you educated Mr C....

Me: What are you doing?
Mademoiselle: Training for a role in the play 'Giselle' happening September at Garnier's opera.
Me: You're joking?!
Mademoiselle: Yes! It's in October... I will not be ready in September!
Mademoiselle: ๐Ÿ™„

Mademoiselle: Being a cat is a way of life.
Me: I'm not jealous! I couldn't appreciate spending my life in a ๐Ÿ“ฆ .
Mademoiselle: Well, you spend your time in a car!ย ย Humans love boxes too...
Me: ๐Ÿ™„

Mademoiselle: What is that?
Me: Water.
Mademoiselle: Never imagined water could feel so light.
Me: Light doesn't mean dry.
Mademoiselle: I know, light means light.

Mademoiselle : The best thing that can happen to someone during a very cold winter day is to be a cat.
Me: For sure! Who would want to be a stupid human obliged to get up at 5 am to go to work and earn money when it is -7 degrees outside? I feel responsible to tell you that the fridge does not restock itself!

Mademoiselle : You promised to come back home at 4pm.
Me: It's five minutes past 4.
It's just 5 minutes!
Mademoiselle: I only need one minute to realize I can't trust you. Don't you realize how much I could have learned in 5 minutes?
I am so disappointed in you.
Me: ๐Ÿ™„

Me: Mademoiselle said "yes" to Alex @katia_nicolas and Poody @poody_13 said "yes" too to Nicolas.
I'm wondering if I will say "yes" too when I ask Mr C at 8 pm on the 14th of February: "Honey, do you know what day is today?" And he will answer: "Wednesday?"
Story of my life for 38 years๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. And I want to add a valentine to Mademoiselle: @djinnie1 Tom the most funniest cat in the world. Two valentines... a good idea... I have to talk about that with Mr C....

Mademoiselle: Will you be my Valentine?
Me: I am your Mom... I am your Valentine for life.
Mademoiselle: I am asking Alexuna @katia_nicolas . I have been in love with him for one year now, because he is too cute.... you are cute too Mommy.
Me: ๐Ÿคช

Me: Why did you buy a roundtrip to Oslo?
Mademoiselle: I'm going to Nicklas's party... for his birthday @ats_and_nicklas.
Me: And you need to wear a crown ?
Mademoiselle: I am British. When a Brit travels, she needs a crown.
Me: You're not a queen.
Mademoiselle: I agree to disagree.
Me: ๐Ÿ™„

Me: What are you doing inside theย chickenย coop?
Mademoiselle : I want to feel what they felt before being fried.
Me: You are strange...
Mademoiselle : Luckily, I am a cat.
Me: I know many countries where cats are a delicacy.
Mademoiselle : ๐Ÿ™€
Me: I'm joking...
Mademoiselle : ๐Ÿ˜ผ

Mademoiselle : How many more days to suffer winter?
Me: A patient of mine knitted you a scarf. Stop meowing!
Mademoiselle: I want my ashes dug under the bird-feeders.
Me: ๐Ÿ™„
My patient is 93 years old! And she loves my instagram with Mademoiselle. She is Marcelle.She is bored because very old, and asked me something to do. I asked for a scarf ! Mr C... thought I came back home with a tie for him.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. But I dream to open a shop one dayโ€Soazig et Marcelleโ€... a good idea , isnโ€™t it? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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