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KIRILL WAS HERE  KIRILL'S WET HOT AMERICAN WEEKEND! MAY 19-21! A 3 day sleepaway camp includes a bed, activities + open bar! For more info & tickets, click the link ⬇️


I'm pretty sure my ex cleaning lady has no idea what a giant piece of shit I really am.

I gave away a free hat to anyone that wrote SLUT WHISPERER on their grandma's head... this grandma crushed it so that her granddaughter could have a $9 hat.


I showed this meme to a guy in a wheelchair and he started rolling with laughter. So shut up if you think this joke is too mean!

I teamed up with @clubgetaway to take over a weekend on May 19-21 at their sleepaway campgrounds in Kent, Connecticut - about an hour outside NYC! Bus transportation will be available! Early bird pricing is $499 (must be 21 or older) and you get a bed in a cabin with your friends or with new friends, all meals included, all activities included and premium open bar all weekend! Click the link in my bio for more info and to book your ticket/cabin!

Mind blowing to me how throughout history that people have existed and still exist that don't see the wrong in their way of thinking. I wish people could just mind their own business, live their life in peace and eventually die a good life lived.

A visual representation of my response to the question "how is life treating you these days?"

One day I will write a book, until then here's some shit bouncing around in my head... If you want, follow me :)

Sometimes I make myself laugh.


My asshole can only handle so much. Even gay guys are like "my butthole can't take that kinda beating!"

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