This is what happens when people literally suck their own dicks because they think that having a few followers on Instagram makes you somehow better than someone else. Fuck this kid @thechristianburns! You claim to be famous, good looking and rich... people who are all three NEVER have to remind people... we just know. As they say "THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DOESN'T NEED TO TELL ANYONE SHE'S THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND." Look, I understand that I sound like a turd because I have a ton of followers, but the difference is, what happens on Instagram, stays on Instagram. I don't throw my weight around screaming "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" Because chances are, they don't. This is all make believe and fun and yeah you can make some decent money because of Instagram, but in the end it's all bullshit. I'm here to make fun of everything, everyone, including myself... catch me in real life berating another human because I'm more popular on social media, then punch me in the face. I deserve it. I hope this kid falls face first into a puddle of acid and has to walk around an ugly peasant for the rest of his life... or maybe his tainted ego won't allow a life where he's not beautiful and he'll just eradicate himself from our gene pool.