"Valentine's Day Poem for Married People," from @thenewyorker:
When we have children,
They will watch no television.
We will be different from those other parents,
And we will take pride in our being better.
Fast-forward seven years,
And it’s Sunday morning,
Do you know who our friend is?
SpongeBob SquarePants, that’s who.
And, yes, you can have Mentos for breakfast.
Happy Valentine's Day my ❤, and happy anniversary of our first date (21 years and a lot of lifetimes ago). I couldn't love you and this life of ours more.