Kayla just became a #ショーンラビット usa-chan fan. @seanrabbitt
Kayla was kidnapped along with other belongings from our rental car parked on Webster St near the intersection of Post St when we were enjoying a nice dinner in Japantown, San Francisco.
Open-letter to the thief:
To the Smasher of windows, Burglar of vehicles,
I cannot begin to understand what state of mind you must be in or what must be lacking in your life that would lead you to take such actions. Life must be conflicted for anyone who can justify to themselves that this is acceptable behaviour; smashing windows and robbing people of their possessions. I hope you find solace in what you have done and live a better life.
However, you made Marissa cry and for that... I hope you suffer a slow and painful death by toe stub. I don't know how a toe stub will lead to your eventually demise. All I know is that it will be slow, painful, and embarrassing; the likelihood of this occurring is far less than being burglared. If the stars were to somehow align and you were to meet your demise in this fashion; picture me barefooted, atop of your freshly dug grave, dancing to the tunes being played by a ukulele in my hands.