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Sir Eats-a-Lot  Ruff ruff! My name is Sir. Fetch is my second favorite F word. First is Food.

My secret is out. Now everyone knows who my Mommy is.
#beyonce #beyoncé #beyonceknowles #beyoncetwins #dog #puppy #pekingese #rumi #baby

I think humans care too much about size. My tongue is only 3 inches long but I can lick you and make you feel loved.

#pekingesemix #pekingese #puppy #dogstagram #dirty #tongue #dog

My Mommy gave me a new leash on life. I am now allowed to enter the sex club because my Mommy told them I was part of the act.

#dogstargram #puppy #leash #dog #meme #dogstagram #pekingesemix #pekingese #dogs

Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than other day of your life...but you can be my Valentine this year.

#valentines #single #dogsofinstagram #puppy #dogstargram #flowers #valentineday

He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
I must tell Mommy that Santa is a creepy stalker.

#pekingese #puppies #santaclaus #xmas #christmas #animals #costume #badsanta

Mommy told me that you have kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince but poor Mommy, her eyes must be going bad because I see her kissing snakes.

I don't really like beating around the bush...so are you shaven?

#pekingese #maltese #dogsofinstagram #puppy #dirty #cock #bush #meme #puppylove #dog

My Mommy likes to sleep with a pillow between her legs. That's why I always sniff the pillow before I lay on it to make sure there are no skidmarks.

#pekingese #dogsofinstagram #puppy #dog #dogstargram #maltese #diy #pillow #truth #puppylove

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice. Call her fat one time and she never forgets. That's because elephants never forget.
#pekingese #elephant #teaset #puppylove #puppy #dogsofinstagram #dogstargram #maltese #funnymemes

Mommy really enjoys dressing up because she loves getting unwrapped like a present.
#pekingese #dress #dogstargram #dogsofinstagram #puppy #dirty #wink #silver #glitter

I found a flashlight under Mommy's pillow. But I think it's broken because when I turn it on it makes this humming noise just like the refrigerator.

#pekingese #dirty #pillow #dogsofinstagram #dogstargram
#puppystagram #puppy #puppylove #maltese

Mommy always yelling TGIF TGIF TGIF at her new dates because they are not so smart. Don't they know it stands for Tongue Goes In First?

#pekingese #dogsofinstagram #dog #puppy #maltese #dirty #tgif #dogstargram #tongue

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