sir.eats.alot sir.eats.alot

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Sir Eats-a-Lot  Ruff ruff! My name is Sir. Fetch is my second favorite F word. First is Food.

I'm usually a kind loving dog but I will turn into a fierce attack dog to protect my Mommy unless you bring a bone for both of us.

#pekingese #dog #dogoftheday #dogsofinstagram #crazyeyes #attack #bone #gangsta

You should always stop and smell the flowers but if it smells like pee..sorry that was me.

#pekingese #dogsofinstagram #dogs #puppy #flowers #annual #smell

I heard that guys are attracted to girls with nice pair of balloons so I stole this balloon for my Mommy. Can you help me find one more balloon to make my Mommy more attractive?
#pekingese #dogofinstagram #puppy #balloons #green #innocent #memes #jokes #dirty

I know it's nacho problem but I haven't eaten in an hour, that's 7 dog hours. Please feed me.

#pekingese #dog #dogoftheday #dogfood #nachos #hungry

I always try to kiss my new crush on April Fool's day. If she kisses back, great! and if she doesn't I scream out "April Fool's"

#pekingese #dogsofinstagram #dog #aprilfools #kiss #rose #crush #puppy

Whenever I get really mad, I pause, take a deep breath and remind myself that black and white stripe is not my color...in prison
#pekingese #dogsofinstagram #puppy #dog #prison #mad

My friends say I'm a bad influence but every time we hangout they have a blast.
#pekingese #dogsofinstagram #puppy #dog #influencer #pomeranian #goldenretriever

I'd risk suffocation and sterilization by X-ray machine to be with my Mommy... but I'd most likely die from her smelly socks.

#pekingese #puppy #dogsofinstagram #suitcase #flying #pink #dog #puppylove #unitedairlines

I thought about buying flowers for my Mommy today...but I'm told it's the thought that counts so I didn't.

#pekingese #puppy #dogofinstagram #flowers #succulents #dog #puppiesofinstagram

This is my Mommy's favorite season, she doesn't have to shave her legs when she goes out.

#pekingese #dogofinstagram #puppy #cold #warmblanket

When I said I wanted a hot and steamy summer fling, this wasn't what I had in mind. I am staying indoors today because it's 100 degrees outside. Give me water!!! #dog #dogofinstagram #summer #weather #heatwave #puppy #pekingese

My secret is out. Now everyone knows who my Mommy is.
#beyonce #beyoncé #beyonceknowles #beyoncetwins #dog #puppy #pekingese #rumi #baby

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