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simwise  Old timer model, writer, and mammary gland. Twin Peaks FOREVER. β˜•οΈπŸŒ²πŸŒ²β˜•οΈ

I've got a lubberly bunch of buttholes, her they are all standing in a row! Get yours from my online shop. Link is in my profile 😘

Yup. Dis me. Debating whether to try and stay up to watch it at 2am on Monday, I don't think I could deal with waiting until Tuesday to watch it. I am soooo excited! #twinpeaks

Thank you for all the lovely responses to my post, they have made this little dressed-up-as-nutty-nadine-nutbag smile. I think along the way somewhere I have forgotten who I am a little bit, and that's okay, it happens. I am currently trying to channel the tough girl I was way back when I would have posted pictures of myself gurning on the regs just for shits and giggles. Social media is such a tough landscape to navigate sometimes (especially when you are old) and it's hard not to compare yourself to other people or to feel like you are failing or not good enough. But you know what? Everybody gets old. It's pretty darn inescapable. And everybody feels shit about themselves at some point or other, even people you proper look up to and go phwoar at. They probably do it most of all! And anyway! Phones nowadays have built-in filters in them so it doesn't really matter. Wrinkles will be a really beautiful novelty in the future, like a Japanese fetish or something. I don't really know where I am going with this but life can't be too bad as I have a lovely family and my daughter is ace. So what if I look like a Shar-Pei ✌️

I just want to reach out and say that I'm struggling a bit with all this. Having to compartmentalise so much of my life into little boxes and pretend to be sexy still just so I can pay my bills is really doing a number on my self esteem. I thought shooting new pictures would make me feel better about myself, but it doesn't really. The amount of time and editing that goes into my pictures is ridiculous, it basically takes up all of my spare time and I have relapsed into depression as a result of staring at my flaws all day and not really having any real life friends to talk to about it. Of course I hide it all with filters and witty quips and Photoshop on here. But it all just seems so pointless and redundant. Self flaggelation. This picture above is what I really look like, warts n all. There are so many nice pictures of me with my family that I would love to share but I lost followers for posting stuff like that. I shouldn't care but I do. Social media is no place for old people! LOL

Getting my Nadine Hurley on... #twinpeaks #nadinehurley

Loving this pic from my new Patreon photo set that goes up tomorrow! Was going for old school Bettie Page vibezzzz. Having a bit of a black and white phase... πŸŽžοΈπŸβ˜―οΈπŸΌπŸ•ΈοΈβš½οΈπŸŽ±

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Repping my #ANALCREW badge in the car on the way to Bible study 😎

Flashback Friday to me when I was absolutely mashed at the emo night Hot Damn. I behaved absolutely disgracefully that night. Wtf am I wearing!?

Just finished editing all my custom photo sets for this week, at the moment they are only for my FYEO Patreon members but I'm thinking of putting an option to order customs from my website. You get to pick and choose the themes and outfits for 20 pics that are exclusively yours. This one is from a secretary set that my patron kindly let me share. It was really fun to shoot, looking forward to next weeks! #patreon on #customs #secretary #fredandrose

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