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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking and unforeseen turn of events, the cleaning staff that works at the White House says they have discovered recordings that President Donald Trump made during his now infamous meetings with former FBI Director James Comey. Trump had alluded to the possibility of the existence of recordings of his private conversations with Comey prior to firing him last month, but many on the Hill had started to presume that they didn’t exist because they weren’t being produced. Now, it seems at least possible those tapes could have been found.
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“I thought they might not exist, because of how much my boss lies,” one member of the staff told us on condition of anonymity, “But lo and behold, there they were, right under Barack Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate.”
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It’s no secret that President Trump was one of the most prominent, well-known, and unabashed of the “Birthers,” the group of Americans who believed that Barack Obama lied about his country of birth in order to run for president in 2008. Trump told the media during the Obama years that he’d hired private investigators to get to the bottom of the issue. He even claimed on more than one occasion to have evidence — either in the form of Obama’s real birth certificate or something else — to prove his theories were true. But, alas, evidence was never provided and ultimately in last year’s election he had to denounce birtherism, claiming that he had “ended it.”
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“We were in the Lincoln Bedroom, changing the rubber sheets,” another cleaning crew member told us, “after his last Russian Piss Whore state visit, you know? And as I’m vacuuming and dusting, I notice that the drawer on the writing desk in the room was open. I looked inside, and found President Obama’s birth certificate; the one from Kenya.”
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The birth certificate was stamped “Official Sharia Voodoo Birth Certificate” and listed Obama’s actual name as “Barack Hussein Satan Mao Stalin Obama.” The crew member who found the certificate says she was unsure what to do about it at first. But when she picked it up, she says that’s when the story took an even more unbelievable turn.
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“Right there, underneath the certificate, was a thumb drive,”

The Trump administration is such a joke sometimes you can't tell the difference! It's like the federal government has taken a four year vacation and have replaced the President with some kind of reality TV entertainer. Sh*t! That's exactly what happened. See you in 2020 when America opens back up for business! 😂🙌🏽
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Speculation about whether President Donald Trump would retain Sean Spicer as his press secretary, and for how long, has reached a fever pitch on the Hill. This week, the rumors are shaking loose a narrative that Politico reported on — Spicer is interviewing his own replacement.
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The report in Politico indicates that the White House communicated with Fox News to see if frequent contributor, radio host, and winner of Breitbart Publishing’s 2012 Eva Braun-Alik contest Laura Ingraham could be enticed to take over Spicer’s duties. David Martosko, the editor of the Daily Mail was also reportedly contacted to discuss the job. According to many sources, the hunt for the new press secretary has widened to a number of candidates.
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While Ingraham and Martosko are two candidates that wouldn’t surprise many on either the right or the left, word has leaked that Spicer has interviewed at least one person that might raise eyebrows and turn some heads — actress and comedian Melissa McCarthy.
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“I just thought she could be me, but like, you know, where people like me and stuff,” Spicer was overheard telling President Trump by several sources speaking on the condition of anonymity and turkey jerky.
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Spicer’s thinking, Trump aides tell us, is that McCarthy is so good at impersonating his short-tempered, hostile, and combative demeanor during the White House press briefings that most people probably wouldn’t notice the difference. He admits, sources say, that McCarthy doesn’t look exactly like him, but that her tone, delivery, and exacerbating trolling of reporters is so accurate that the same points would be made. However, Spicer is willing to admit to himself that he’s nowhere near as popular or sympathetic a person as McCarthy, or even as the version of himself that she plays.
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“I’m just boat-beet-bot-Bort-BOOT-licking toady,” Spicer apparently told Trump, “and everyone out there knows it. If you hire McCarthy, Mr. President, maybe there’s an outside chance people will think you’ve got a sense of humor about all of this. Maybe they’ll even think I’m not such a bad guy, Mr. President. Don’t you think that’s a good thing, sir?” Political Garbage Chute

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Is it wrong that nothing surprises me whatsoever? I'm well versed on how to speak with police officers. I know how to move in these streets and still take nothing for granted. Everyday is a blessing. Everyday!
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I'm old enough to remember a man getting shot with 41 rounds for taking out his ID to identify himself to police officers. Cops always get the benefit of the doubt. Always! They know that! Yes they fear us. The very hue of our skin terrifies them. It's just that simple. And I walk the streets with that consciousness everyday. I see it when I roll by. I see it in their eyes. I see it in their very spirit. In my experience, it hasn't been all officers, just the majority.
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We've seen this before right? I guess it's on to the civil case now. You know the cycle. We were once three fifths of a human. Let's see how much a black mans life is worth in 2017. 🙄😡🙏🏽#RipPhilandoCastille
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There you have it! Trump's clearly the best President in the history of the universe! You can't dispute the numbers! 😂This is some real alternative Covfefe right here! 🙌🏽😂 Thanks for nothing Obama✌🏽Everybody enjoy your day! 🙌🏽#NowThatsJustSilly #SillyRepublicans #UntilProvenWrong
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Anybody have a Fox News fanatic in their family? A funny Thanksgiving story? Please share. I'm in the mood to be entertained. #HappyTuesday 🙌🏽😎🙏🏽 Its a great day to be alive! #NowThatsJustSilly #SillyRepublicans #UntilProvenWrong
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