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Sigrid Zwar.  Mumma to 3 coco babes...πŸ‘¦πŸ½Ziggy Jon, πŸ‘§πŸ½Azalia Pearl + πŸ‘ΆπŸ½Arabella Rain. πŸ’Wife + MidwifeπŸ™‹πŸ» A glimpse into my wonderfully chaotic, beautiful life ✨

A friend of mine asked Azalia what she gets up to during the week... her reply..."childcare, Kindergym, playgroup oh and coffee" πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚
#coffeedates #imcreatingamonster #galfriends #babycinowithextramarshmellowsthanks

Celebrating getting over a week of sickness πŸ€§πŸ˜‘ with some dress ups!
πŸ¦‡πŸ‘ΈπŸ½πŸ€ΉπŸ½β€β™€οΈ
#ziggytakesitveryseriously #azalianotsomuch #arabellawonderingwhatthehellisgoingon

You'd think by baby number 3 I'd have a bit of an idea of what I was doing πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Like, don't leave a baby alone without a nappy on for more than a minute πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Poo. Everywhere. Arabella was literally rolling around in it πŸ’©πŸ€’ while Ziggy screamed "I'm going to VOMIT" πŸ™„
I was going to take a photo (for 18th birthday purposes πŸ˜‰) but the situation was getting dire as I saw the poo hand making its way for her mouth 😷
Nothing a bubbly bath and bonds onesie can't fix πŸ’¦πŸ£
#cleanbaby #freshasadaisy
#adayinthelifeof #zwarkids

So apparently being sick in this household means your parents turn into measly servants to bow down to your every request πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
I'm talking scrambled eggs on toast (how dare I not have any bacon πŸ™„πŸ₯“) in bed, warm milk and honey, reheating said eggs and milk because they take so damn long to eat/drink and then complain that they are cold πŸ˜‘, tickling backs, cold flannels on heads, cleaning up the sea of snotty tissues scattered around the plastic bag I have designated for snotty tissues πŸ€”, making sure the correct movie is on and making sure that movie satisfies both a 6 year old and 3 year old.....yeah, you get my drift πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Butttt...I distinctly remember being sick as a kid and lying on the couch with a set of little bells that I would ring every time I needed something from one of my parents, so I guess this is payback....
And you know what, looking at the little tyrants still makes my heart skip a beat #parenthood #nohoodquitelikeit

Note: This photo was back on Mother's Day when they were delivering ME shit in bed πŸ‘ΈπŸ»

Loving myself sick πŸ’πŸ» #shorthairdontcare

Zoo fun with the fam πŸΌπŸ¦πŸ―πŸ’

Arabella spam 😍
#thoselegrolls πŸ˜‚

Unicorn sundae πŸ¦„πŸŒˆπŸ¦
Banana french toast 🍌🍞🍯
@50sixone we ❀️ you!

The usual question, "what nationality is the father?" but today for the first time I was asked "is she adopted?" #theylookabitlikeme #dontthey!? #srilankanbabes πŸ‘ΆπŸ½

Gotta love an entire outfit for $20 😳...thanks @targetaus!
#azaliapearl #anangel #mostly #startingtogetglimpsesofadevil #threenager

I lose it 🀣🀣🀣 every. single. time. #9monthsago #willnevergetold #nicesaveziggy #miniheartattack

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