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Sheridan Hill Burns 

Our newest investments, Elroy and Roux βšͺ️🌡βšͺ️ #Plants #WeGrowAsWeGo #OKC

Everyone needs those friends who are willing to play dress up and act out ridiculous characters to solve a staged murder over a fake inheritance and lie and cheat and steal each other's fake money away to blackmail one another for the purpose of gaining enough dirt to throw each other under the bus and make vicious accusations all night. Those are the kind of low-life, greedy monsters I want to call my friends. Thank you @isblessed and @brycencollins for all the planning and hard work! I don't reverse you. #StayingAliveAtTwentyFive #MurderAtMysteryManor #BirthdayMurder #DinnerParty #DirtyRottenCheats

It must be Independence Day cause baby you're a firework! πŸ˜πŸŽ‡#Happy4th from the Burns, ft. my amazing and nauseating wit. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ€οΈπŸ’™πŸ–€

Celebrating #AmericanHistory one #conspiracy at a time. The #UFOMuseum in #Roswell #NewMexico will scare you straight from skepticism to frenzied "IS WEATHER BALOON THE BEST YOU COULD DO, AMERICA?!" 😳#TheTruthIsOutThere #ScaredStraight #America #NeverAlone πŸ‘½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

"Latte is espresso and steamed milk. Macchiato, at #HotShots, is a latte with whipped cream" Less milk and more whipped cream. I never remember the differences! Thanks @nicolediseker !!#HotShotsSummerOfGiveAways β˜•οΈ

I wish everyone knew how amazing my Grandmother is. Graduated high school at 14, graduated Baylor at 18, married a WWII Coast Guard stud, learned how to be a wife from being married to an amazing man, had three kids, taught English, Spanish, Journalism, Piano, elementary through high school, coached Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis, lived in South America, taught herself short-hand from the Library, managed a Law office, cared for the sick and elderly who's family isn't around, regularly sharpens her mind with puzzles, is 86 and lives alone, cooks, cleans and mows her own lawn AND knows how to send emails! She's headstrong, stubborn, opinionated, inflexible, driven, energetic and just isn't happy if she isn't being productive. Extraordinary (and so is her daughter) You know, she reminds me a lot of someone else I know @kaciwalston I hope I'll be that incredible as I get older.

My grandmother's entertainment set. #Generations #TelevisionSet #Radio

When we went to a wedding once as each other's date. This is starting to become the norm...#FriendDates #ForeverPlusOne πŸ’πŸΌπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Always making it weird, happy day-after-your-birthday @nicolediseker πŸ’šYou've grown more by this birthday than any one I've seen since. #HappyBirthday #Growth #TooMuchNicole #OnlyWeirdIfYouMakeItWeird

Day late but still great. She's always holding me down. #HappyBirthday @denise_jaquez πŸ―πŸ’€#SoLit #TotesExtra #ExtraDenisPlease

When you're actual princesses but also get hired to pretend that you're pretending to be princesses. πŸ’™πŸ’› #PrinceCharming #Cinderella #Belle #WonderWoman #PrinceEric #Pocahontas #OklahomaShakespeareanFestival


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