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Jenn Shelton  better to be crazy than go crazy

Fuck a duck
We don't need no stinking road signs
@ken_etzel with the clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

"Say heyyyy Miss Carter"
"Red is definitely not a prime number"
"When I drink alcohol I break out in handcuffs"

Slaying the Pfeifferhorn with Jen with One N. #takethatdusty
@jengebhardt

My bestie, Pete Pastrami--the owner of @momentumrafting but NOT THE BOSS OF ME--and I conceived of the Rogue River Running trip one night over a bottle of whiskey. And as with all things involving Pete, I'm sure tequila shots and chocolate cake snuck their way into the midnight hour. I just asked Pete what year that was and he thinks it was back in '72. Sounds about right.

I'll be running/hosting/camping/cornholing/fishing my last trip on September 21-23. There are like five spots left. It will be more fun with you there:) Link ⬆️ These pics are not from the Rogue River but from this past weekend in the Wind River Range of Wyoming with my other bestie @boulderacusport . She is the same as Pete, if you control replace chocolate cake with salad greens, so you get the point. And @nikokovacevic was there shooting these pics and keeping everyone focused on the clearly undefined tasks at hand.

I didn't catch anything but a cold. #trailfishing
@nikokovacevic @boulderacusport

Trip Leader had his hands full in the Wind Rivers. No really Niko loves us. A whole lot. @boulderacusport

Friends don't let friends swim in their waders.
"Jenn get out of that hole right now."
@chrisgaggia was there too.

Last round of summit selfies, I swear!

This concludes ColoradoTrainingCampOfOne. Next stop--Wyoming!

I just want to throw down a moment of gratitude to Tim Flynn at Colorado in Motion Physical Therapy in Fort Collins. Thanks for helping me "regain ownership" of that wild left leg of mine. We still have a long and twisted road to recovery but whatevs. I never wanted the journey to be easy. Just filled with good people. And mountains. Ok and good young adult fiction.

Guess where.

Double bag the slag!
I know. I know. But I live for this shit. I even wake up early for this shit.

I've always wanted to run with a pocket knife. This is me pre race, in a rare moment of sobriety, showing off my pocket knife, a gift from my ski coach.

Flyathlon: Run. Fish. Beer. (sic) BECAUSE ALL I SAW WAS WHISKEY. AROUND EVERY CORNER. UNDER EVERY WILLOW. ON TOP OF EVERY CLIMB. BESIDE EVERY CORNHOLE BOARD. WHISKEY. #bestdayever #iamelsa

A matrimony. A UNC Rugby Team Reunion. And the inevitable death defying pyramid. #weareallokay #jessieandclaire #incrediblehumans

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