sbellelauren sbellelauren

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lauren ashley bishop  i'm a comedian from arkansas. i live in LA. but i comede all over. my son is @senordirtyharry

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some dumb bitch forced me to take a selfie i hate her and hope she dies

del taco: simplicity over specificity. also probably many farts.

what's worse this font or that someone who chose it got paid for doing so

"call postmates"

here you needed this

i am a mother too

no.

when everyone knows u ate the bones

charlotte was shocked to hear a kid got a year of free chicken nuggets from a tweet. she was going home immediately to open an account. this could change everything.

you know what garbage can i'm gonna need you to take it down a notch

you said it sidewalk

maybe don't design your "crash & burn" logo to look like the twin towers? maybe? idk

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