satiregram

Johnny: Hi.

Florist: Can I help you?

Johnny: *removing sunglasses* Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?

Florist: Oh hi, Johnny, I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.

Johnny: That’s me! How much is it?

Florist: It’ll be eighteen dollars.

Johnny: Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!

Florist: You’re my favorite customer.

Johnny: Thanks a lot, bye!

Florist: Bye bye! #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #theroom

“some of y’all have never eaten a whole Valentine’s Day Bouquet from Edible Arrangements by yourself and it shows.” #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #ediblearrangements #valentines #vday #valentinesday #vday2019 #valentinesday2019 #foodporn #flowers #notanad

“just in case y’all haven’t heard me the first time, I’m starting the ketogenic diet from now on. so no more carbs.” #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #keto #ketogenic #ketosis #ketotransformation #ketodiet #ketoweightloss #ketorecipes #ketoadapted #ketofriendly #ketolifestyle

“not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment.” #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #besties #bffs #bestfriendgoals #bestiesforlife #goals #bestiesgoals #bffgoals👭 #bffgoals #justus #candid #takeapictureofus

“cold nights, city lights.” #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #architecture #buildingporn #cityscape #citylights #architecturephotography #architektur #architecture_hunter #cityporn #abandonedplaces #itisabuilding

“Hey hun ❤️❤️ February is coming up and I’m giving away love-inspiring oils from L’Ass Oil! Use my promo code: CHEMBURN for 15% every order over $99! Remember to use hashtag #lassoil! 🤗💕” #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #essentialoils #MLM #oils #younglivingessentialoils #doterra #plantlife #doterraessentialoils #smallbusiness #smallbusinessowner #hun

“I’ll stop the world and melt with you.” #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #typo #icecream #icecreamporn #foodporn #foodie #foodphotography #nails #manicure #manicurednails #nailart #nailsofinstagram #naildesign *I just noticed the typo in the last one lol

“#10yearchallenge 2009/2019 time flies when you’re covered in fries🍟” #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #10years #decade #10yearschallenge #frenchfries #glowup #makeupartist #growingpains #growth #2009vs2019

“🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑” #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #hitormiss #museum #moma #sfmoma #newdefault #tinder #bumble #hinge #grindr #itme

“it’s spelled Meghanne, god.” #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #starbucks #myname #mispelledname #coffee #needmyfix #coffeeholic #coffeetime #frappuccino #americano #americanohorrorstory

“currently listening to sicko mode and mo bamba on repeat. ready for the gym tonite hmu 🏋🏻‍♂️” #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #mobamba #sickomode #airpods #jealousyisadisease #getwellsoon #gymflow #appleairpods #apple #iphoneonly

"I’ve been listening to The Raccoon Smugglers ever since they got a new lead-singer. They're my favorite indie funk-pop cosmic disco rock isicathamiya band 🎶🎸🎺🎻🎧" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #musicismylife #music #whatareyoulisteningto #onrepeat #dance #sogood #evenbetterlive #lovemusic #isicathamiya #airpods