sarahfasha sarahfasha

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Sit-Down Comedian πŸ€ͺ  πŸ“LA | @usnavy vet turned Miss Egypt @tedx_official speaker #drunkreporter 🀫 YouTube #sarahfashatv/#empathicvibez (click below)

Collaboration > Competition. 🐱🐱🐱@veradijkmans #sayless

Are you an inhaler?? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” Because I heard you got ass ma! πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ˜Š comment your worst pickup line 😣 and the funniest/best πŸ˜‚ one gets a follow back and a DM chat. May the odds every be in your favor #shootyourshot 🀩🀩 πŸ“Έ @veradijkmans #yasss #yasssqueen πŸ‘‘ πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‘

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Vegan, gluten-free and FULL of vitamins πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ @flattummyco’s shakes are about to whip my post-summer tummy back into shape and I can’t wait to start seeing the progress! 2 weeks… let’s do this! P.S. They’re on sale today! Remember "The best revenge is no revenge, just forget they exist.” ✌🏼️✌🏼️✌🏼️
Special thanks to my wifey 😘@veradijkmans & 😘@armel_the_realtor

Type "MY BUTT IS" and hit the middle button until it makes a sentence. I'll go first "my butt is a good idea to have a car right now"...lol wtf I just got a new car. πŸ“Έ @veradijkmans

I thank God for who I'm about to be 🀩🀩🀩🀩🀩🀩 #amenπŸ™ and yes if you saw my location I'm hiking at night and I hate it πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

Since we are protesting the things that matter I have something to add to the list. #uberpassengersfromhell. Like I don't want to pay for #uberx I want to do #uberexpress bc I'm stingy with my money. But you get some passagers who don't know how to act smh @loketheservicedog #uber #protest #startarevolution

Reminder ladies, you DO NOT have to be polite to anyone that makes you feel uncomfortable. Period. #believesurvivors

We woke up early to go to the gym...(Sole) Noooooo!. My #dayone has to leave me today 😭😭😭 who am I going to go eat with and take booty pics with and go karoke with now!?!?! I love this girl for so many reasons, and no it ain't her #bootybootybooty πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ she's the first girl I feel like I could truly be myself with without judgment or covert hating. I'm so sad. BUT we're problem solvers so we both agreed to just lie to ourselves and ignore reality since we can't be physically together for the time being, that or we need to just get married ASAP so she'll be stuck with me forever 😈😈😈. I love you @veradijkmans!!! You're the only love I've ever known besides my cat @fetfoota. Sorry fellas, I'm boo'd up with @veradijkmans.

Public service announcement. #psa #rentisdue #yourewelcome

If the way I dress bothers you feel free to unfollow. Me wearing a bikini is not "asking for it." But those are the same exact people that have a problem with Muslim women wearing hijabs πŸ§•πŸ½πŸ§•πŸ½πŸ§•πŸ½ some of you are never satisfied. Must suck to be a person who sees the negative in Everything. I'll be over here where I am loved and appreciated. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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