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Everyone freaked me out about having my expired passport number visible so I have deleted that extremely cute picture and here is a picture of a cloud cliff over France instead 🇺🇸✈️🇫🇷✈️🇸🇪

My dad, the maestro of cool. He races cars, he climbed Mount Everest, he’s a great philanthropist, a very sharp dresser, he’s the best lawyer the law has ever seen, he has traveled all over the world, has encyclopedic knowledge of all classical music, and can quote all great literary works from memory. Someday I hope to be even half as cool as him. Happy Father’s Day to all and to all a good night!

Portrait of the Instagrammer as a Young Woman

Do you smoke things? Do you like this? Cousin Tracy @tracylynnle has started a Victorian-floral inspired business and these lovely pipes are her first product! Check them out @ritualandrose, & give her a follow to see when new products come out! They are currently for sale at @echoclubhouse, and the Ritual & Rose website will be live soon! #smokegrasswithclass 🌈🌼💨

ALL KILLER NO FILLER from the Philippines! This is one of the best records I’ve ever heard. Hard fuckin rock, man...

“I told you, I don’t want to talk.”

“And don’t ever call here again!!”

Throwback to when Eric and I got married in Las Vegas and it was 20000 degrees #tbt

I didn’t think I would ever be jealous of a personalized license plate...

Happy Tuesday

Missing the majesty of Yosemite, one of my fave places in the world. And also missing my darling @peachypuffs, who makes a cameo here in her Blue Man Group bucket hat.

#1 marijuana addict

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