sammielyla sammielyla

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Sammie Lyla  Bourge pig.

Finger banh mi

Will shave off your manhood for free ⚔️

@tops_sky get in bitch, we're going shopping

To my dadda, happy birthday ❤️too bad u aren't around to hear all the jokes about being 69 I've come up with

I went to too much effort to turn this into a meme. I should get back to studying....Or should I watch the season finale of #rhos?

My Queen

'Sophie Monk floral uggs dart jeggings LV on the bin' is 100/10 my Monday look. 🙏🏻 Also I once saw Sophie Monk climb into a bin in Bondi. True story ask @maggotry

I hope the guy who makes the uni student IDs is forever haunted by this 👻

Did not inherit side boob from my momma

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE INSPIRATIONAL REAL HOUSEWIVES IN MY LIFE 💐 #rhos #rhom

The internet is my oyster, cept for when I feel like watching Dallas Buyers Club

Dishwashing YouTube tutorial coming soon

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