samanthawillis samanthawillis

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S A M A N T H A W I L L I S  No.

I can't even move house without this bullshit

Another day, another childish prank. Good job I wasn't planning on wearing these again, on a rainy day that dick would've transferred to my sock. #plottingrevenge

Bye Morzine! Thanks @littlekaterina & @s11henry for facilitating the best recuperation a girl could ask for.
#CrutchLife #ClumsyAF

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Brb just living in a Wham vid*
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*I'm inside on the sofa because 🍝 legs strike again

2 weeks into 2017 and it's already an asshole

Nah. πŸ‘œ

To this girl & four others - thanks for keeping me sane but drunk in 2016.

πŸŒ›πŸšΆπŸΎ #michaeljackson #grammys #thriller

2016 = shit year, great Christmas.

Yeah, fuck off 2016. πŸ‘‹πŸ»

When your workmates craft an illusionary drawer of dildos at your desk. #quiteimpressive #dickjokes #prankwars #revengecometh