S A M A N T H A W I L L I S No.
I can't even move house without this bullshit
Another day, another childish prank. Good job I wasn't planning on wearing these again, on a rainy day that dick would've transferred to my sock. #plottingrevenge
Bye Morzine! Thanks @littlekaterina & @s11henry for facilitating the best recuperation a girl could ask for. #CrutchLife #ClumsyAF
Brb just living in a Wham vid*...*I'm inside on the sofa because 🍝 legs strike again
2 weeks into 2017 and it's already an asshole
To this girl & four others - thanks for keeping me sane but drunk in 2016.
🌛🚶🏾 #michaeljackson #grammys #thriller
2016 = shit year, great Christmas.
Yeah, fuck off 2016. 👋🏻
When your workmates craft an illusionary drawer of dildos at your desk. #quiteimpressive #dickjokes #prankwars #revengecometh