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#fbf to me and @bextra being us at her baby shower for Mal. I love that when I was taking a screenshot of this she texted 'me either'. no idea what we were texting about, but her response sure is apropos #weïrd #sisters #heterolifemate

my planner is an absolute disaster #iam911 #dispatcherproblems #nosummer

after standing in the rain all afternoon at the food truck fest @artcankill surprised me and took us all to a video game bar. we did shots of #thecakeisalie and played #mariokart. pretty great start to my 35th year

wish I slept this hard #cat #smoosh

it's a beautiful morning to make a new friend #cat #sunnyday #sun

only food themed clothing and accessories from here on out #tacos #runfortheborder

this is what it's like to be married to a blind woman who barely sleeps #screamsnore #nightshift #autocorrect #fakenews

look mom... there was nowhere else to lie down other than right on top of your clean uniform #cat #ass

from the 'crystal romance' line... this piece 100% screams romance. btw friends, my birthday is 15 days away #pizza

TAKE ME AWAYYYYYY FROM THE MUCKY MUCK NOW! #arcade #theD

it's @braincraver bday celebration! let's drink! #beer #birthday

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