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i got a haircut and made a cute outfit today. I did not clean my room. dat corgi booty makes up for it tho

Fred and I were both under the spell of turmeric tea and sunshine today β˜€οΈ

this fucking muppet won't stop following me. send help

cmon and ache with me #valentines

when the new prescription makes you sea sick and you straight look drunk

my grandparents lived in this church in the 80s when I was growing up. they bought it because they loved to party and we had a large blended family. the bar was on the altar, naturally. today someone shared this beautiful picture from the 50s in a hometown history group on Facebook. thanks Facebook for being worthwhile today. #blessed

our #Lyft was cost effective and perfect

we don't worship Satan... we just really look up to the guy #blessedbe on the way to @lpontheleft

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my friends know how to make the most of a night @ky_the_shrew

I'm the pussy mermaid

that crazy explosion in the sky is tonight's wolf moon. instead of tearing off my clothes and going howl crazy I decided to just snap this picture. you're welcome, people of ace hardware