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Sadrac Alfaro  Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!

It's kinda hard not to make people look like they've received a skin graft from Groot, but I'm finally getting the hang of this "hand-eye coordination" thing. #Goodfellas #RayLiotta #DebiMazar

Threatening birds in Cat Morse #catsofinstagram #jerksofinstagram

My niece and I got to go to Hurricane Harbor because she sold over 500 Girl Scout cookies. Then she got to watch me beat a man to death so we could get an inner tube.
Oh wait-- actually, I scraped my knuckles on the floor of the kiddie pool.

My first and last venture into model ship building. #EndResultNotWorthTheFrustration

"I tell ya, John Lennon had no sense of personal space..." - Big Chief Anaheim

Spent the evening trying to paint my gramps

Mother's Day tip: Surprise your mom at work! The photo op will serve as the perfect distraction while you rob her blind.

Today's painting: Lionel Hutz, a.k.a. Miguel Sánchez, a.k.a. Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc

Deep down, we're all Monty

Got me escapin' from this zoo! #OldBrownShoe #TheBeatles

I guess I paint before work now

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