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Russell Peters  http://russellpeters.com #DeportedWorldTour Watch my damn stories they’re usually better than my posts🤷🏽‍♂️😜🤗

This is a bet I’m happy to have lost... Please help me wish my dear friend, brother, confidant, security guy, person who puts up with my ridiculous requests for annoying photos of him holding things that make me laugh... I didn’t think you’d make it but I’m so glad you did!!! Happy Big 5-0 Pick!!! Aka Pick, Puck, Picklet, Pick Pickering, Picklesworth, Bwoy, Bad Minded, Diabeto, Johnny Personality, Suck Yourself!!! (The bet was that he wouldn’t make it to 50🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️) @pick69 #HeSmiles #YesHeGivesAFuck #EmptyNutsSyndrome #ImGigglingWhileHashtagging #YardMan #MCHawk #DeepFriedDietCokes #AshyAnkles #MyBredrin #HimNahDeadOff

SALT LAKE CITY!!!! I’ve added a second show tonight!!! (Sunday March 24) @wiseguyscomedy 6:30 & 9:30!!! Come thru and I PROMISE you will have a blast!!!! #DeportedWorldTour #SLCUtah comment if you came tonight and if you’re coming tomorrow (and I don’t mean having an orgasm!) 🤷🏽‍♂️😂💦 #Comedy #WorkFlow #30yrsInTheGame

Tonight, tomorrow & Saturday @ontarioimprov Comment if ur gonna be there!#DeportedWorldTour
#OnMyClubShit

For me this a huge deal... I train hard as often as I can and I stay focused on learning and understanding the art of JiuJitsu... Belts aren’t as important as the knowledge but when a TRUE Jiu Jitsu Master gives u the sign of approval all u can do is smile! (Although I’m not smiling in this photo 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂) thank @jeanjacquesmachado for allowing me to learn from u... And thank you for my two stripes today!!!🔵⚪️⚪️ (This pic was taken right after training today... Yes I had my ass kicked!) #HardWorkPaysOff

I’ve been Graffiti’d in the motherland!!! Thank u @zake_india for this funky ass burner!!! I’ve always got love for the country that gave me an identity, although I wasn’t born there, I always feel like I belong there... I know people are gonna say “why do you make so much fun of Indians then?” The answer is simple... I only make fun of things close to my heart ❤️ #JaiHind #Grafitti #Me&;MrBean #SmileLifeIsShort

My life does not suck!! #MichaelDouglas #WillieTyler&;Lester #LoniAnderson Completely star struck right now!!!

Busy morning!!! Donuts with daddy at my daughter’s school and then straight to @jeanjacquesmachado HQ to get my ass beat up by both of these guys!!! If u see me today and I’m limping, it’s because @joerogan is part Silverback Gorilla 🦍 Thank u @jeanjacquesmachado for going easy on me! #BJJLife #JiuJitsu #BlueBelt #BlackBelt #CoralBelt #MachadoBJJ

This man is the definition of a LEGEND!!!! @quincydjones I recommend everyone to watch his documentary on @netflix it will give u perspective and make u realize ur never really down... #Salute #QuincyJones

Fuck!!! 💔💔💔 #BrodyStevens

A lot of people probably don’t know this about me but I’m fascinated by space, the universe and the pending knowledge that has yet to be discovered... I actually watch this man on YouTube regularly just to hear the genius speak, and speak in a way that a dumbass like me can understand... As you would imagine I was more than thrilled to do his podcast last week and can’t wait for it to get released so you can hear it too! @neildegrassetyson @neil.degrasse #Astrophysics #ImNotSmartHeIs #LivingTheDream #neildegrassetyson

Kind of a late post but here goes... New York as always you are my favorite city... all 4 shows were sold out and so much fun!!! Between DJing @tocatuesdays to stopping a guy trying to rob my friends jewelry store, to getting to hangout with legends that I’m lucky enough to call my friends and by friends I mean not “Hollywood” friends I mean #RealFriends... in this pic alone (one of many I have to post still) are some insanely talented and legendary people @pharoahemonch Happy Birthday to my other brother 👇🏾@lordfinesseditc #OGRap if u know who Rap is, then you know.... @ocditc @therealgrandmastercaz @mellemelglover @kdope50 @smifnwessun and let’s not forget my boy #Gus tucked away in the corner too! #DeportedWorldTour2019

To my Sweet Baby, Happy Valentines Day thank u for letting my penis ruin ur body😜🤷🏽‍♂️😂... I love u!❤️❤️❤️ #ShesPregnant #ItsMine #ItsABoy #MyBabyBothOfThem

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