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Rob, the Lawyer; '#RTL'  Robert Louis Williamson Mississippi Injury Attorney 344 Highway 51 Suite 200 Ridgeland MS 39157 (601) 326-2128

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RTL's Lawyer Joke of the Day # 31: The Innkeeper's Grandchild

For six years, the young attorney had worked incredibly long hours in his quest to make partner, and had taken only brief respites at a nearby country inn. During his last, brief visit, he had a moment of passion with the innkeeper’s daughter.
Having done little but stare at the walls of his office since then, he looked forward to his next trip to the inn, in the hope that they could pick up where they left off.
Finally, he had another chance to take a couple of days off. Excited, he hauled his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
“Why didn’t you call me when you learned you were pregnant?” he asked. “You know I would have have done the right thing — we could have been married. I would be a good provider.”
“Well,” she said, “when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer.”
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RTL's Lawyer Joke of the Day # 30: The Logic Lesson - Thanks, Amy Biel

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?” A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”
The teacher remarks, ‘Your daddy’s a divorce lawyer, isn’t he…’
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RTL's Lawyer Joke of the Day # 29: Paid Back Every Penny

An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Peterson,” she says. “Would you say you’re honest?” “Honest?” replies Peterson. “Let me tell you something about honesty. My father lent me $85,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my first case.”
“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?” “Dad sued me for the money.”
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RTL's Lawyer Joke of the Day # 28:  Murderer's Remorse

After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, “Mrs. Grey – after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn’t you feel even a little remorse for what you were doing?” “I did,” she said calmly. “And when was that?” quipped the D.A. “When he asked for seconds!” she replied.
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RTL's Lawyer Joke of the Day # 27: Spreading the Love on Valentine's Day

A young guy walks into a post office and sees a middle–aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and sprays scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the best of him, the guy goes up to the man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, “I’m sending out a thousand Valentine cards signed, “Guess who?” “But why?” Asked the young guy. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the bald man replied.
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RTL's Lawyer Joke of the Day #26:  Getting Right with God

Visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in bed, anxiously leafing through the Bible. “I’m glad to see you getting right with God” he said to the lawyer. To which the lawyer replied, “I’m not ‘getting right with God’… I’m looking for loopholes,”. Like it, share it, send us your best one, and always remember; the worst lawyer joke is you with a bad one…
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RTL's Lawyer Joke of the Day #24: The Lawyer, the Farmer, and the Duck

A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. 
The litigator responded, “I shot a duck, it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied, “This is my property and you are not coming over here.” The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.” The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.” The lawyer asked, “What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?” The Farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.” The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. 
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man’s nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. 
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, you old coot! Now, it’s my turn!” The old farmer smiled and said, “No, I give up. You can have the duck.”
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