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The legend’s legend. 🐐

The dream lives on. Incredible job @alternat3world! #Plasticman

There are many different experiences one can have in their life but sitting next to @bibbymoynihan while he rides Soarin’ Around the World for the first time is one that is not to be missed. Sound on.

We were in a parade in @disneyland and jus like that my whole body smiled. @ducktalestv



‪Whoa, today’s new @ducktalestv episode is something out of a beautiful dream. You want action? You want Lin Manuel absolutely crushing Fenton/GizmoDuck? You want the Disney Afternoon Cinematic Universe to explode in your face? WELL? WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING ME?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!‬

Guess which two idiots just did @carpoolkaraoke and made an absolute mess of it. #MiddleditchAndSchwartz singing in a car and doing whatever the hell they want - coming this summer! @tombini @apple

All of your questions will finally be answered on the season finale podcast episode of The Wine Down #sponsored by #WineDialogues. What food pairs with what wine and why? Is Amir really a chipmunk? Find out with me, Jake & Amir and winemaker Scott Kozel. Welcome to episode 7. All download links are on the newly refurbished Thanks for listening!

Round here.

On this beautiful #maythe4thbewithyou I feel like I can finally reveal that I played a Storm Trooper in @starwars The Force Awakens. It was an incredible honor and years later, I’m still smiling from the experience but please do not tell BB8. #starwarsday

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