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Last night at the @nightschool premiere. Movie comes out this weekend with @kevinhart4real @tiffanyhaddish, a slew of hilarious humans and me. Produced by the legends @willpowerpacker @iamjamesflopez. Directed by the master @malcolmdlee.
Wardrobe: NY boy’s first @dolcegabbana suit
Stylist: @soniayoungstyle

10/26- Phoenix! We are coming!
Go to MiddleditchAndSchwartz.com for tix!

‪Just a friendly reminder that these two maniacs are starring in a TV show together for @showtime.

‪Thank you for all the birthday love! The real congrats should go to my mommy Joan who did all the work getting my 9 pound baby body into the world. For my birthday all I want is for you to buy yourself something fun. Go on. You earned it.‬

🚨NEW TOUR SHOW ALERT🚨
Middleditch and Schwartz is making its way to ATLANTA and AUSTIN!!! Pre sale tix just went up. Use the code- GOOFS

1/12/19- Atlanta, GA- Tabernacle

1/13/19- Austin, TX- Paramount Theatre

Tickets at MiddleditchandSchwartz.com 📷: @selashiloni

Today marks the 2 year anniversary of Sam Rockwell and I getting flat out rejected for the London company of @hamiltonmusical.

Want to feel old? This is what Tommy Pickles from Rugrats looks like today.

I got 99 problems but a Jedi ain’t one.

🥚

Happy Labor Day. See you in a month.

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