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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀RANDY FUCKING CALI  💣Literally everyone talks about me...join the club💣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Add me on snap: randizzle_cali 😈

lol I'm gay

I get so many questions regarding where I get colored contacts. So here you go. I use two sites. 1. Pinkyparadise 2. Desio 🖤 ya I'm wearing two different colors here lol

MY TRIO🖤💣we're all wearing glasses yet mine are the only ones that are fake LOL

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I basically shit out LV at this point 🙄 @louisvuitton 💗

She told me she was scared of me her freshman yr of highschool😂 Not sure what's happening here🤔

Tb to 4th of July weekend when I drank a shit ton of tequila (I hate tequila), fucked 1.5k people & got a fuck load of attention. Hehehehe loves it LOL

I know he may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, slut-faced, hoe bag. But in reality, he's so much more than that✔️😛

Oh the things that occurred on this train ride 🤔 #IDontKnowThem #PrideParade

Gotta love a good carniiiii😉I hooked up w a straight guy in my driveway this night come to think of it. Are we surprised.

STORYTIME: see my nails? Yeah I had acrylics a little over a year ago. Alright so one time I was at bdubs & sitting at a table near by were two young guys. I noticed the one facing me kept looking at me and saying something to his friend. And at one point, the other dude turned around & pretended like he was looking at something behind him but was glancing at me constantly. I'm assuming they were talking about the fact that I had these nails. I acted as if I didn't notice this happening but if you're gonna be blatantly rude then sorry, but fuck that. I looked that guy dead in the eye & said "why are you staring at me". I swear he looked like he was gonna shit his pants LOL. He was clearly taken aback I would say something. He responded "I'm not" & turned back around. Didn't turn around a single time after that. Moral of the story: don't fuck with me. Also acrylic nails are a pain in the ass to deal with👋🏼

I hate myself for doing this pose. Lol hi Instagram.

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