I had a dream last night that I was pregnant and @HolidayReinhorn and I went into a very small doctors clinic that felt like it was in New England. I had to poop and I pooped all around the office as I was signing in. Turds we're on the counter by the clipboard. I met the doctor (A nice, new England-style, white-haired country doctor) and the nurse who said: "what am I going to tell the cleaning people about all this poop?" Me:" tell them a guy was seriously pregnant and had no control over his bowels!" She got it and smiled.
I was very nervous about the upcoming procedure but I was not in labor. My stomach was distended but not hugely so. No one thought there was anything weird about any of these events.