Me: Tall, Dark, slightly greying Indian dude on the Piccadilly line. You: Silver fox in tight jeans and white shirt. We kept smiling at each other and then you stuck your anus in my face. Would you like to go out for a drink some time?
Thoroughly enjoyed my stay with @achievementhunter. #OffTopic 134 is on YouTube now for your viewing/listening pleasure. Here’s me talking about that time I worked at a nightclub trying to attract groups of ladies to come inside. I fucking hated it.