One of us had our claws trimmed.
If you're wearing a skirt & holding your smartphone in the shower, I think you're doing it wrong. 🤔
#tfw your teammate gets you the perfect parting gift 😂
Good things are worth the wait...
One of the floors at work has a "Wheel of Dream Jobs." One of the options was not a job.So I fixed it. 😁
Wait why does AT&T think I'm moving what do they know that I don't
It's her birthday and she insists on giving ME presents #typical
These shenanigans are severely disrupting my screen time.
Maybe the aliens are after my computer. It's all starting to make sense now.