If you're wearing a skirt & holding your smartphone in the shower, I think you're doing it wrong. 🤔
#tfw your teammate gets you the perfect parting gift 😂
Good things are worth the wait...
One of the floors at work has a "Wheel of Dream Jobs." One of the options was not a job.So I fixed it. 😁
Wait why does AT&T think I'm moving what do they know that I don't
It's her birthday and she insists on giving ME presents #typical
These shenanigans are severely disrupting my screen time.
Maybe the aliens are after my computer. It's all starting to make sense now.
Power's out so she's clinging to the laptop for warmth?