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Shannon McGonagle 

Horrible pic but I chopped off all my hair so here it is

I mean I fuck with your friends, but damn, Gina! ๐Ÿ’„

Lost my voice but most definitely did not lose the Super Bowl, thanks for the 87 cent coffee boys #SuperBowl

Me when I think about the fact that: I have 957 pages to read for class, I have 394 things due/exams in the next two weeks but instead of doing work I'm writing a ridiculous Instagram caption, I had my first clinical lab today and all I mastered was how to make a bed with Hospital corners so maybe I'm not meant for nursing maybe I should just be a hotel maid, I'm breaking out from my biotin supplements that are supposed to help your skin, and the world is in absolute turmoil and it's all white people's fault and I'm a white person who really tries to correct what other white people have fucked up in this world but I want to do so much more and I don't know how and we could've had Bernie and I'm so stressed so I just take a selfie while making a face of sheer disappointment and cry :/ #smh #IfYouReadThisCaptionAndDidntCryYouHaveAHeartOfStone

Raise your hand if you're a carefree intersectional feminist warrior prepared to tear down the patriarchy and not allow our country to be set back hundreds of years by racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, climate-change-denying Republican men (and sadly, women) ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek."
Thank you for not only turning this country around and pointing it back in the right direction, but also for inspiring the world to be more compassionate, understanding, and to believe that we all can do anything we set our minds to. Your leadership has changed my life, and I am forever grateful for that. I am so sad to see you go and be followed by a hate-mongering Cheeto.
Thank you again, you wonderful, wonderful man.
P.S. Please convince Michelle to run in 2020.

Smiling as much as I can until the world ends on January 20th

This cream cheese wasn't vegan and my nail is naked, let's hope I stop being a slob in 2017.

Posting this because Jill wouldn't let me go inside Trump Tower & take a shit on the floor.

Thank u @kyliejenner for creating a lipstick that perfectly matches this dress ๐Ÿ’‹

If the McGonagle-Angelo-Pelham-Breau-Driscoll-Avellino-Procter-Cowles family keeps growing at this rate, we might need a new staircase by next year. #MerrySyphilisAndAClappyNewYear

I would've captioned this "snap saw it first ๐Ÿ‘ป" but the thought kinda made me wanna blow my brains out