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chris pratt  I use my twitter for jokes mostly. But I use my Instagram for deeper more meaningful stuff like pictures mostly.

http://www.fandango.com/guardiansofthegalaxyvol.2_190573/movietimes

The only selfie I took with Kurt Russell came out a little weird. Get tickets now cause that ish is gonna be sold out if it ain't already. Just sayin. #guardiansofthegalaxyvol2 #kurtrussell #ChrisPratt #guardiansofthegalaxy

Next time... Put the deodorant under the man boobs. Getting all heated up and passionate about #gotgvol2 #WHATSMYSNACK

U like fit'niss? How bout fitt'niss insta post up ya butt?

Boom!

#WHATSMYSNACK
Thanks to @mensfitnessmag editor @shawnperine photographers @rikerbrothers the writer #JimSchmaltz and of course my dear sweet Bridget for grooming. @bridgetbragerhair and my publicist @allison_garman and God and of course Spider-Man for me stealing his pose.

On newsstands now! #starlord #gotgvol2

Psalm 126:3 "The LORD has done great things for us, and we are filled with joy." Thank you to the many, many people who empowered me to follow my dreams. #surreal #gotgvol2 #WHATSMYSNACK

Love being back in LA cause I get to cuddle my family, sleep in my own bed and drive my VW BEETLE. #vw #WHATSMYSNACK #starlord also, I get to drink juice from my local juicer.

Y'all mofos don't even know. #gotgvol2 #starlord

When asked to jot down our favorite body parts in a "newlywed" type of best friend game in this Korean press conference @jamesgunn and I had different albeit similarly ridiculous answers. #gotgvol2 His answer: "back of head/intestines"
Mine: a drawing of super cut ass butt cheeks.

I got a new jacket!!! BOOM! Thank you Tokyo! #guardiansofthegalaxyvol2

Here #Drax invites everyone on the Milano to join his LinkedIn network. @davebautista is a loyal friend and excellent actor. I love him more with each passing day. He sits through hours of makeup and never complains. Not to mention the major advantage he gives us if we ever find ourselves in a movie cast vs movie cast celebrity death match.

My dear sweet @annafaris getting flashbacks from her hilarious role in Lost in Translation. Thank you for the support honey! You look so beautiful. These press tours can be such a whirlwind. I'm grateful to have you and the boy with me on this one. Although it's 3:00am right now, I was just awakened by a square kick to the back as little man climbed into bed and then must have had a karate dream or something and now I can't sleep. I'm on insta instead. All you dads and moms know what I'm talking about. ๐Ÿ˜‚โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ

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