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Albert  Selkirk Rex. Named after Albert Einstein. Rejected show cat, but I'll show them pompous.albert@gmail.com

Go ahead Dave- make that sales call, just remember to say ......... cause I’m listening. #pompousalbert

Damn, you can now take me with you on this very cool t- shirt created by the generous folks @wildmasterpieces , link in their bio. Proceeds being donated to @nuzzlesandco, a local rescue & adoption center- who invited me years ago for my first meet & greet. Get one today, it might be the closest you’ll ever get to being me. #pompousalbert #nuzzlesandco #wildmasterpieces #adoptdontshop #wherelovewins

Not to be ungrateful of the new cat tree, but when cats curl up- we’re round, not square. Humans 🤯. #pompousalbert

I’m all out of snark, I’m so lost without it. 🎶 I know you were right, believing for so long. 🎶What am I without it? JK- I’ll never be out of snark. Happy Caturday. #pompousalbert

I’m pretty determined to tip over this wooden quote box thingy, knock the camera out of your hand, hiss & scratch & leave you a treat under your desk. How’s that for possibilities ? #pompousalbert

Look pal, I’m not sitting on your desk for your dynamic company. Don’t make me ask you twice. #pompousalbert

That is some wildly out there BS Joan. But hey, good for you. I clap my paws, E for effort. #pompousalbert #coworkers

Damn tag. #pompousalbert

Caption please. #pompousalbert

Diet Coke is a really big deal in Utah, especially from @swignsweets. New office is just down the street so the humans get these daily. I don’t get it - they don’t remotely smell or taste like tuna. #pompousalbert #swignsweets

Dave has the IQ of an ice cube. It gives me a brain freeze. #pompousalbert

Sharpening my skill set. #pompousalbert

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