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Albert  Selkirk Rex. Named after Albert Einstein. Rejected show cat, but I'll show them pompous.albert@gmail.com


Where was I? Oh yes, I'm onto Joan. #pompousalbert #officecat #workingcat

Look who's next. #pompousalbert

Yeah, I licked Phil's donut while he ran to the bathroom. What about it? #pompousalbert

One more word Phil, and I'll print your file & slip it into Monday's memo. Oops. #pompousalbert #coworkers #officecat #caturday

Phil who thinks he's gonna get "employee of the month" has taken what was an already tense situation & made it tighter. Hoping to last till Friday. #pompousalbert

It's 8:15 & Phil's no where to be found. But I keep getting reprimanded. #pompousalbert

What do you mean my bowl stinks? You gotten a good whiff of some of the take out that others eat for lunch? #pompousalbert

Phil's turn, he'll fit- just push real hard. It's more like a decompression chamber really. #pompousalbert

When the humans bring in a dog on Sundays. Keyword : Unimpressed. #pompousalbert

I'd like to relax & enjoy Sunday but, I'm also plotting my next moves on Phil- ideas? #pompousalbert #officecat #workingcat

Paris is always a good idea!! Shout out for my friends @nuzzlesandco announcing their fabulous drawing. It's a trip for two to Paris, details on their IG account. Link in my bio. Meow- help save felines!!! #pompousalbert #nuzzlesandco

Ok, ok I'll agree to Anger Management. Is this HR review over now? I still think Phil had it coming. Just sayin. #pompousalbert #officecat #workingcat

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